[ Season 1 ]

[ Outside Kaine’s apartment building on the steps Coro is staring at a little piece of paper in his hands. He seems to be confused as he glances up at the building, then down the street to the right, then the left, then back at the paper in his hands. ]

Coro: I hope this is it, damn Map quest.

[ He takes a step closer and spots a hanging glass humming bird in one of the windows in the building. ]

Coro [ to himself ] : Hey! That must be it, that’s Kemo’s bird I got her for her birthday like a million years ago. I’m coming Kemo!

[ Coro runs to the building, smacking into the glass doors. He whines and rubs his cheek, noticing the little speaker box. ]

Coro: Oops. Heh, I forgot.

[ Gathering himself up, Coro walks up the box; finding Kaine’s name and hitting the little button. After awhile, Kemo’s voice comes on. ]

Kemo: Hello?

Coro: Hi Kemo! Isn’t it cramped in that little box?

Kemo: Hey Coro. What are you talking about?

[ Coro knocks on the speaker box, and Kemo on the other side whines from the noise ]

Kemo: Cut it out!

Coro [ blinks and smiles ] : Sorry. I was just wondering if you wanted to come outside and playyyyyyyy?

Kemo: I don’t think so. Kaine might be home soon.

Coro: Come on! Just a little bit. I brought caramel pop corn. It’s yummy.

Kemo: … A few minutes.

[ Coro grins from his victory and we fade to later where Kemo and him are sitting out front on the grass by the little garden, munching on the popcorn. ]

Coro [ full mouth, mumbling ] : So where did Kaine go?

Kemo: Swallow, then talk Coro. He said he was going shopping.

Coro: Why didn’t you go with him?

Kemo: He said I should stay home.

Coro: Oh, hehe.

Kemo: Mhm.

[ They’re silent for a minute, chewing. Coro looks over Kemo in her blue ocean dress, smiling. ]

Coro: You look really pretty today, Kemo!

Kemo [ swallows her mouthful ] : Don’t start.

Coro: But you do! I mean, your hair is even longer and prettier than I remember and that dress Kaine got you. You look so sexy, baby.

Kemo [ warning ] : Coro..

[ Coro is suddenly whacked over the head with a bag, camera moves up to show a pissed off Kaine. ]

Coro [ rubbing the back of his head ] : Ow ow, that hurt man.

Kemo [ jumps up ] : Kainy!

Kaine: What the hell is going on? This loser hitting on you, Kemo?

Kemo [ waves hands, chuckling nervously ] : No, Kaine. He’s my friend, and he’s gay.

Coro [ turns around, getting up and smiles ] : Yeah, I was just being nice.

Kaine [ ignores Coro ] : He’s your friend?

Kemo [ hugs Kaine ] : Yeah, its okay.

[ Kaine hugs Kemo back, giving Coro a cold death glare. ]

Coro: Aw ! You guys are so adorable. Can I have a hug too, buddy?

Kaine: Buddy?

Coro [ goes to hug Kaine ] : Yeah! You’re dating my best friend, so we should be friends!

Kaine [ kicks Coro back to the ground ] : Don’t touch me. I’m not friends with faggots.

[ Coro pouts, rubbing the spot where he was kicked. Kemo smiles, hugging Kaine tighter. ]

 Coro [ frown ] : Don’t be hatin’ now~

Kemo: My Kainy.